1. 00:32 29th Sep 2014

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    Reblogged from vonarosa

    thetruthneverlies:

    kurtrachelandagayhighfive:

    tennants-hair:

    why are most villains associated with dark stuff why can’t we have a villain who likes pink lacy pillows and rainbows and ponies

    image

    Because it’s terrifying as fuck

     
  2. 00:31

    Notes: 136413

    Reblogged from rtylering

    1. me: damn i need to save my money
    2. me: *spends $200 in a week*
     
  3. 00:28

    Notes: 327340

    Reblogged from p-a1e

    raikagay:

    remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

    (Source: daruis)

     
  4. 00:25

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    Reblogged from axel669

    indiepopsicle:

    breelandwalker:

    Book Quotes: - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
    "Oh I can’t wait to see McGonagall inspected,” said Ron happily. “Umbridge won’t know what’s hit her.” 

    McGonagall is the Queen of Sass. All Hail McGonagall.

    DO YOU NEED A COUGH DROP, DOLORES?!

    (Source: excepttheeyes)

     
  5. 00:24

    Notes: 537644

    Reblogged from yelled

    sexualremarks:

    WHY DO PARENTS ALWAYS RUIN YOUR DAY AND THEN ACT LIKE THEY DIDNT RUIN YOUR DAY AND WONDER WHY YOURE IN A BAD MOOD

     
  6. 00:06

    Notes: 542641

    Reblogged from yelled

    sofapizza:

naughtywater:

funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

He’s ready.

the time is nigh

    sofapizza:

    naughtywater:

    funniestpicturesdaily:

    Not the time for a dad joke.

    He’s ready.

    the time is nigh

     
  7. 00:04

    Notes: 21087

    Reblogged from swanproblems

    niggasandcomputers:

    This blog is 97% mobile and I want every one to know that

     
  8. 00:49 25th Sep 2014

    Notes: 494158

    Reblogged from itsaddygell

    simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.


That last story is worth reblogging

    simplypurkey:

    jazzumon:

    destielkills:

    auntiesnixshipper:

    awkwardteenagenerves:

    discard-and-discover:

    evolve-within:

    disregardwomen:

    When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

    Jesus I envy that relationship. 

    this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

    My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

    i love all of your moms

    When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

    That last story is worth reblogging

     
  9. 00:45

    Notes: 214891

    Reblogged from itsaddygell

    1. 14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
    2. 17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
    3. 21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?
     
  10. 00:42

    Notes: 13257

    Reblogged from bird0fhermes

    (Source: screenwack)

     
  11. 00:32

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    Reblogged from hobowolf

    shouldnt:

    We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.

     
  12. 22:04 20th Sep 2014

    Notes: 226218

    Reblogged from thatfunnyblog

    image: Download

    thatfunnyblog:

"all girls dress the same"

    thatfunnyblog:

    "all girls dress the same"

    (Source: trust)

     
  13. 22:02

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    Reblogged from slytherintardis

    image: Download

    (Source: mpr1m3)

     
  14. 22:02

    Notes: 2327

    Reblogged from slytherintardis

    stonedremus:

    remus gets his essay back with a poor grade

    'like you know more about werewolves than me anyways' he grumbles and uses the essay to roll a joint

     
  15. 22:01

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    Reblogged from 10knotes

    Kristen Stewart on her fame whore dad.

    (Source: arrowtothesky)